Archive for the ‘Teen Gossip’ Category

Lil Wayne – Still Going Through Puberty My Friend?

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Well, Mr. Carter, please learn to rap? All your songs, all of them, were terrible. You’re not the best rapper alive. If you really want to know who’s best rapper alive is it’s Tupac. His lyrics actually mean something, and he’s already gone through puberty. Your voice is still cracking, and it seems like you use some kind of voice editor to hide your true girl voice?

Did I forget to mention that Lil Wayne is also a homosexual rapper:


Wow, I guarantee he’s not fit for a rapper if he’s homosexual. No on prop 8 would help his case guys. Please, Lil Wayne, spare me the grief, and stop singing.

The way Lil Wayne acts, dresses, tattoo’s himself, and his lyrics is utterly retarded. He claims to be the “Best Rapper Alive”, but in the song “A Millie” he says, “I don’t write shit, because I don’t got time”. If you’re the best wrapper alive, shouldn’t you spend time and effort in writing your rap songs?

I can’t believe people think of him as a f***** thug.. This guy has a tattoo of tears on his face. Tell me what thug would have tears on his face? What a little wussy. Everyone thinks he’s the greatest guy alive, oh, let me rephrase, all teenage girls think he’s good. He sucks, anyone can rhyme, Lil Wayne just f*cking sucks.

Cassidy and Ludacris will forever own you in a freestyle… You’re not wanted, and you’re surely not the best rapper alive.

Jonas Brothers – Bunch of F****ts With Money

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Nick, Jonas, and whatever the last kid’s name is, you guys are a bunch of f****ts. Have you noticed all the worthless piece of shit actors on Disney Channel become a singing sensation, that all kids look up to..? Lets name them, Raven, Miley Cyrus, and now the Fag Brothers. Disney has taken this way too far, and I am very upset, and would want to 1 on 1 Nick. You little rich kids won’t get ANYWHERE, everyone hates you.

When they first made a broadcast of the Jonas Brothers I was taking a big, smelly, deformed sh*t. They were singing, and I thought it was just the shit rapidly dropping as it hit the toilet water. I flushed toilet, forgot to wash my hands, and turned off the f*cking T.V. I can’t bare to stand these f****ts sing, and this was obviously wasting my time.

The word ‘rock’ and the Jonas brothers don’t deserve to be in the same sentence. These f*gs are just here to entertain little girls, no one else. Oh, and their little movie, ‘Camp Rock’, I give it a -1/1. I honestly see no point of this movie, it was poorly put together, and it was about a girl that wanted to sing with them. I mean come on!! Do you f*cking care? I sure don’t.

How do you even say they’re all hot? One of the look like my pubes, and the rest like the bottom of my *ss. Yes, my *ss is a bit hairy, just to save you from typing a silly question. Every single 12 year old thinks they’re hot, because there just shit behind make-up.

Their lyrics are absolutely sh*t. “Your the voice here inside my head, I got to find you”. F*ck man, stop stalking some 14 year old girl. If you really wanted to find her, just google her.

Well kids, I hope you have learned that if you’re rich, you are a great singer. Disney Channel.. who is next? Don’t tell me, I want another ‘upcoming’ rich singer to bag on.

Miley Cyrus – A complete slut!

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

MILEY CYRUS IS INDEED THE BIGGEST SLUT! She’s 15, and dressing like last night’s stripper, it’s ridiculous. There’s even been words that this young teen, Miley Cyrus, having sexual relationships, and even being pregnant. What do superstar teenage females do these days? I would imagine the parenting being great, considering her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, was a legend, and still is. Without him, Miley Cyrus is a slut, with minimal vocal talents.

You may argue that’s what typical teenage female would do.. The thing is kids, Miley Cyrus isn’t a typical teenage female. She’s a role-model to many pre-teens around the world. Her dressing and posting slutty is affecting teens in the whole-entire world. Is this really moral? Would you want your sister, mother, or even brother dressing like her right now?